- Michael Hogan: Why would he want to fight you?
- Mark Hogan: Well, I wouldn't let him copy off me in science.
- Sandy Hogan: Did he hit you?
- Mark Hogan: No - I confronted him with reason and logic... and then Willie came over and pulled him off me.
- Mark Hogan: It was terrifying - I saw my life flash before my eyes. It was mostly shots of me in the library.
- Michael Hogan: I'm glad you didn't have to fight; you know how I feel about that.
- Mark Hogan: Yeah - well, you don't have to worry, Dad. Let's face it - in the food chain of life, I'm chicken à la king.
- Danielle: You are married?
- David Hogan: Uh... no.
- Danielle: Danielle is not married, too.
- David Hogan: Isn't that interesting?
- Danielle: You nice-looking boy.
- David Hogan: You're a nice-looking woman.
- David Hogan: OK - no time for that now.
- David Hogan: I've never been a waiter before, so anything you can teach me, I'd really appreciate.
- Danielle: Danielle can teach a man many things.
- Sandy Hogan: [looking at Mrs. Poole's mug] Carlsbad Caverns, huh?
- Mrs. Patty Poole: Yes - the mister's gonna be very upset if I can't get this fixed.
- Mark Hogan: I hear the caverns are one of nature's most awe-inspiring wonders.
- Mrs. Patty Poole: I wouldn't know; we got it at a yard sale in Skokie.
- David Hogan: It's a fairly simple decision. On the one hand, Danielle is an attractive, interesting woman who wants me. And on the other hand, you got an angry chef with a meat cleaver.