Jeremy Licht: Mark Hogan

Quotes 

• Mark Hogan : He was my pet!

  David Hogan : Come on - a lizard's not a pet; a dog is a pet. You ever see Chuck with a slipper in his mouth?

• Mark Hogan : Pet killer! Reptile assassin!

• Valerie Hogan : You cannot take David to court - that's all.

  Mark Hogan : According to our legal system, I can. The guilty cannot hide forever.

• Valerie Hogan : I had a hunch that you want more from David than forty-two dollars.

  Mark Hogan : Yeah - I wanted... Oh, what's the point?

  Valerie Hogan : No, no - come on, Mark; say it. What?

  Mark Hogan : I wanted David to take Chuck's dying seriously. He never takes anything seriously. He never takes *me* seriously.

  Valerie Hogan : You should tell David that.

  Mark Hogan : It wouldn't change anything.

  Valerie Hogan : Now, just listen to yourself, Mark. You just made some complaints about David, right? And yet you walk away. That's not fair - David's not a mind reader, see?

• David Hogan : Mark, I don't think you're stupid. OK? I just think you're a little different.

  Mark Hogan : I know I'm different - and that's why you don't like me.

  David Hogan : Wait - whoa! Time out here. When did I ever say that I didn't like you?

  Mark Hogan : Well... you're always teasing me.

  David Hogan : Yeah? So, I tease Willie, too.

  Mark Hogan : Yeah, but not in the same way.

  David Hogan : Of course not! He's a completely different kind of jerk than you are.

• David Hogan : As for Chuck... maybe I didn't say this when I should have, Mark - but I am really sorry that your friend died.

  Mark Hogan : ...Thanks.