- Dr. Johnny Fever: You know, I, I think I met my double once.
- Les Nessman: Oh yeah. What did he look like?
- Bailey Quarters: [in court] It's simple. She's a liar.
- Judge H.P. Newcomb: Miss Quarters, I must caution you against making wild accusations. You will confine your remarks in this matter to Mr. Sims, is that clear?
- Bailey Quarters: [smiles] Your Honor, I am sure
- [pats his hand like he's a small child]
- Bailey Quarters: you do your job very well. But unlike you, most people ignore their responsibility to justice. The law says you can kill... baby seals. Just bash their heads in. So don't tell me about the law. It's the same with the dolphins.
- Judge H.P. Newcomb: [raises his brows] Huh?
- Bailey Quarters: You know. Flipper.
- [executes graceful sailing-through-the-air motion with her hand]
- Bailey Quarters: J-i-n-g...!
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Venus lost a girl.
- Les Nessman: Lost a girl? When?
- Andy Travis: Last night.
- Les Nessman: Why would you wanna do that?
- Venus Flytrap: I didn't! I mean, I didn't exactly lose her. It was more of a case she..
- Andy Travis: Dumped him.
- Herb Tarlek: What happened?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: It seems our man was having a romantic interlude, and...
- Herb Tarlek: She went to the washroom.
- [nods]
- Venus Flytrap: [surprised by this insight] Yeah...
- Herb Tarlek: It used to happen to me all the time. Did she take her purse?
- Venus Flytrap: Uh-huh.
- Herb Tarlek: If they take their purse, they're not coming back. That's why I always try to take their car keys.