WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Never Leave Me, Lucille (1979)

Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek

Quotes 

• Herb Tarlek : [about Lucille divorcing him]  You just have to have the courage to move on and do the best you can, even though your whole life is falling apart.

  Herb Tarlek : [on the telephone]  Hello, Jennifer? Guess what? I'm getting a divorce.

  Herb Tarlek : [shaking the phone as if he truly believes the line was cut off]  Hello?

• Herb Tarlek : [to Mr. Carlson who has refused Herb a to stay at his place, the conversation all in front of a shaken Jennifer]  Well, that's okay, Big Guy, 'cause... uh... well, I'm getting my own place in a couple of nights, you know? It will have wall-to-wall shag carpeting, several fireplaces, and lots of mirrors.

• Herb Tarlek : [to Andy, Johnny, Venus and Les about what to do about bachelors' night]  Look guys, there is a whole town full of chicks out there!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Yeah, it's hard to find one you like.

  Herb Tarlek : Hey. What's like got to do with it?

  Les Nessman : One-night stands get a little old after a while, Herb.

  [Venus gives Les an incredulous look, Les who gives him a surprised look back] 

• [Bailey has just walked into the bullpen where Les and Herb are arguing, she not knowing it about Herb and Lucille divorcing] 

  Les Nessman : Herb, it can't end like this.

  Herb Tarlek : Look Les, it's over, so you might as well get used to it.

  Les Nessman : How can you say a beautiful, meaningful relationship is over, just like that?

  Herb Tarlek : It wasn't beautiful!

  Les Nessman : [pleading]  Oh please don't say that, Herb.

  Herb Tarlek : Les, you cannot build a relationship on sex alone.

  [Bailey grimaces in pain hearing that last statement]