WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

You Can't Go Out of Town Again (1982)

Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters

Quotes 

• Les Nessman : [red-nosed]  So with all this talk about Asian flu, I started wondering why we don't have an American flu. Who's behind this?

  Bailey Quarters : [bored]  Interesting. Jennifer...?

  Les Nessman : Oh, there's more. Much more.

  Bailey Quarters : [sighs]  Is Andy in?

  Jennifer Marlowe : Haven't seen him.

  Bailey Quarters : Well, I am gonna get an answer out of him today. Bailey Quarters will not be pushed around.

  Les Nessman : [droning on]  My early bird commentary will examine illnesses...

  Andy Travis : [emtering]  Good morning, everybody!

  Bailey Quarters : [as he passes]  Andy! Can I get a computer for billing or not?

  Les Nessman : Andy, I'd like to share my thoughts on sickness with you.

  Andy Travis : Wait a minute, guys, I didn't take my hat off yet.

  Bailey Quarters : Everybody has computers, Andy. They're, they're more common than the common cold.

  [behind her, Les starts to sniffle ominously] 

  Bailey Quarters : We need them to handle invoices. Now, you have been putting me off for days, I want an answer.

  Andy Travis : Okay. No.

  Bailey Quarters : Well, that's more like it then! What?

  Andy Travis : I'm kidding! I'll talk to Carlson as soon as he comes in, all right?

  Bailey Quarters : Okay.

  Andy Travis : Okay.

  Les Nessman : [rambling on]  My commentary this morning will tackle germs!