Michael Rapaport: Dave Gold

Quotes 

• Dave Gold : What's the matter with you, huh? We don't steal in this family.

  Hillary Gold : Really? What about our cable?

  Dave Gold : That's not stealing. That's beating the system.

  Hillary Gold : What about when you eat in the grocery store?

  Dave Gold : That's called a taste test.

  Hillary Gold : I think you know what Oreos taste like, Dad.

• Hillary Gold : I need my allowance.

  Dave Gold : Forgeddit. Whad're you crazy? You're not getting any money for doing nothing.

  Hillary Gold : But I always get money for doing nothing. And I need to buy makeup.

  Dave Gold : Forgeddit. Okay?

  Hillary Gold : Oh, come on. Mom would give me the money.

  Dave Gold : Yeah, well you're Mom's not here, okay, so you're gonna have to figure out a new way to look too old and too easy.