Kaylee DeFer: Hillary Gold

Quotes 

• Dave Gold : All right! All right! All right! All right! That is it! Okay? Okay? Apparently, you kids have forgotten that we are the parents! Okay? So, to remind you of this, we are instituting a zero-tolerance policy, effective immediately! If anybody misses their curfew, or doesn't do their homework, or talks back, or just looks at us wrong, they're gettin' a spanking!

  [all the kids laugh at first, until they see he might not be joking] 

  Hillary Gold : Oh my God!

  Mike Gold : Are you serious?

  Dave Gold : You think this is some kinda joke? Do you? Just try me and see what happens!

  [silence] 

  Dave Gold : Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Now, who wants to mess with me first?

  [silence] 

  Dave Gold : Yeah, that's right! That's what I thought! Remember, I'm the stallion! All right? You're nothing but ponies!