- Sheriff of Nottingham: You are an hour early. You must be excited about spending the evening with us.
- Robin Hood: Not really. I would sooner spend my evening talking to an English muffin...
- Renaldo: Toasted!
- Robin Hood: ...however, we have more important things to do this night than to engage in worthless repartee with the royal jackal and his obedient cur.
- Little John: I wish you weren't going to the castle, Robin. I smell a trap.
- Robin Hood: I can't listen to your nose, Little John. My life is of little importance when King Richard's hangs in the balance.
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Not to worry, my liege. My plan is not only flawless, it is foolproof.
- Prince John: Yeah, but will it work? That's the main thing.
- Sheriff of Nottingham: Trust my treachery, sire. If everything goes according to my plan, we will have the gold, Robin Hood will be executed, King Richard will be dead, and you will be King.
- the Emissary: And now, show me to my chambers. I have had a wearying journey, and am eager for sleep.
- Robin Hood: Any luck, lads?
- [negative murmers from the Merry Men]
- Renaldo: Not with the ransom, but there's this dynamite chambermaid.
- Robin Hood: Not now, Renaldo. Time is precious, every moment count.