- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Now, Bertram, pay this tree.
- Bertram: One moment. Which budget does this come out of? Spying or Forestry?
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Pay him!
- Bertram: It's too bad we live in a monarchy, Sheriff, because if this were a democracy, you'd be President.
- Robin Hood: You know, to think that Gregor believed he could impersonate me. I mean, he actually believed that he could ride as well as me, or fence as well as me. He couldn't do anything as well as me.
- Maid Marian: Well...
- Robin Hood: Marian!
- Bertram: I knew I'd find it, it was under C for Salary.
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Bertram, file yourself under B...
- Bertram: Oh, for Bertram?
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: No, burial.