Who's the Boss? (TV Series)
Hit the Road, Chad (1987)
Alyssa Milano: Samantha Micelli
Quotes
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Samantha Micelli : [when she sees Chad kissing Susie] Chad?
Chad McCann : Sam! Uh, it's not what it looks like. She means nothing to me.
Susie : Yeah, that's right. I mean nothing to him.
Bonnie : Take it easy, Sam. You don't want to make a scene.
Samantha Micelli : Bonnie, please. I'm a mature woman. I know how to handle these things.
[Sam kicks Chad in the shins and walk off with Bonnie and Julia]
Chad McCann : [after Sam kicks him] Oww! Oww!
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Angela Bower : [singing] Always a friend...
Samantha Micelli : Oh, Angela, please.
Angela Bower : What? What's wrong? Is my voice that bad?
Samantha Micelli : Your voice is fine.
Angela Bower : It is, isn't it? My late voice teacher told me that it was not unlike Petula Clark.
Samantha Micelli : I just don't ever want to hear that song again.
Angela Bower : Why not?
Samantha Micelli : Because Chad McCann is a toad!
Angela Bower : Oh, honey what happened?
Samantha Micelli : Well, I caught him kissing Susie Sherman.
Angela Bower : Why, that pubesant little philanderer! How dare he treat you like that?
Samantha Micelli : So, you really understand?
Angela Bower : Of course, I do. I'm a woman too,
Samantha Micelli : Then, you'll stand by me?
Angela Bower : Hey, we're sisters.