- Samantha Micelli: [when she sees Chad kissing Susie] Chad?
- Chad McCann: Sam! Uh, it's not what it looks like. She means nothing to me.
- Susie: Yeah, that's right. I mean nothing to him.
- Bonnie: Take it easy, Sam. You don't want to make a scene.
- Samantha Micelli: Bonnie, please. I'm a mature woman. I know how to handle these things.
- [Sam kicks Chad in the shins and walk off with Bonnie and Julia]
- Chad McCann: [after Sam kicks him] Oww! Oww!
- Angela Bower: [singing] Always a friend...
- Samantha Micelli: Oh, Angela, please.
- Angela Bower: What? What's wrong? Is my voice that bad?
- Samantha Micelli: Your voice is fine.
- Angela Bower: It is, isn't it? My late voice teacher told me that it was not unlike Petula Clark.
- Samantha Micelli: I just don't ever want to hear that song again.
- Angela Bower: Why not?
- Samantha Micelli: Because Chad McCann is a toad!
- Angela Bower: Oh, honey what happened?
- Samantha Micelli: Well, I caught him kissing Susie Sherman.
- Angela Bower: Why, that pubesant little philanderer! How dare he treat you like that?
- Samantha Micelli: So, you really understand?
- Angela Bower: Of course, I do. I'm a woman too,
- Samantha Micelli: Then, you'll stand by me?
- Angela Bower: Hey, we're sisters.