Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 432 (2002)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [before "Title Sequence"]  Somebody in this section over here, gimme a suggestion of two unlikely roommates.

  [an audience member says, "Bill Cosby and Hitler"] 

  Drew Carey : Bill Cosby...

  [audience laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Bill Cosby and Hitler, certainly unlikely roommates. If there were unlikely roommates. So-

  [stage manager shouts "Whoa! Whoa!" and approaches Drew] 

  Drew Carey : You've GOTTA be kidding me. Come on.

  [the stage manager murmurs to Drew] 

  Ryan Stiles : Not THAT Hitler.

  Brad Sherwood : Rudolph Hitler.

  Wayne Brady : [impersonating Bill Cosby]  "Would you like some Jell-o, Hitler?"

  Drew Carey : Somebody over there...

  [Ryan chuckles] 

  Drew Carey : Somebody over there, give me, uh, an occupation.

  [a few audience members shout suggestions] 

  Drew Carey : Insurance salesman. The name of the seventies sitcom you're gonna be singing about is "Bill Cosby and Insurance Salesman". Motherfuckin' hilarious, isn't it?

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  How the cast of "Baywatch" would react to an actual emergency."

  Wayne Brady : Fire!

  [mimes taking off his clothes] 

  Wayne Brady : Fire! Run!

  Ryan Stiles : Wait right there, I'll... wait right there I'll...

  [looks to his left] 

  Ryan Stiles : Line!

  Wayne Brady : I'm falling!

  [mimes using his breasts as a inflatable that he lands on] 

  Drew Carey : You can do THAT, but whatever you do, don't fucking make fun of Hitler.

  [audience laughs/cheers] 

  Wayne Brady : [mock German]  falling!

  [mimes bouncing on his inflatable] 

  Drew Carey : "If Tarzan and Tonto were roommates."

  Brad Sherwood : Move your horse!

  Colin Mochrie : Eh.

  Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto]  You want watch TV?

  Wayne Brady : [does Tarzan's trademark yell] 

  Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto] 

  [puts head to ground] 

  Brad Sherwood : Tarzan, your in-laws are coming.

  Drew Carey : [sarcastic]  I love that; let's make fun of the Native Americans all we want. Who gives a shit about them?

  [audience laughs/cheers] 

  Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto]  Will you go upstairs and tell Hitler to be quiet?

  Drew Carey : What'd I DO?

• Drew Carey : [after Ryan licks Colin's ear in "Let's Make a Date"]  That picture's so nasty, they won't even post that on the internet!