Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 432 (2002)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] How the cast of "Baywatch" would react to an actual emergency."
Wayne Brady : Fire!
[mimes taking off his clothes]
Wayne Brady : Fire! Run!
Ryan Stiles : Wait right there, I'll... wait right there I'll...
[looks to his left]
Ryan Stiles : Line!
Wayne Brady : I'm falling!
[mimes using his breasts as a inflatable that he lands on]
Drew Carey : You can do THAT, but whatever you do, don't fucking make fun of Hitler.
[audience laughs/cheers]
Wayne Brady : [mock German] falling!
[mimes bouncing on his inflatable]
Drew Carey : "If Tarzan and Tonto were roommates."
Brad Sherwood : Move your horse!
Colin Mochrie : Eh.
Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto] You want watch TV?
Wayne Brady : [does Tarzan's trademark yell]
Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto]
[puts head to ground]
Brad Sherwood : Tarzan, your in-laws are coming.
Drew Carey : [sarcastic] I love that; let's make fun of the Native Americans all we want. Who gives a shit about them?
[audience laughs/cheers]
Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto] Will you go upstairs and tell Hitler to be quiet?
Drew Carey : What'd I DO?
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Colin Mochrie : [in "If You Know What I Mean", set at a hotel] What's wrong?
Ryan Stiles : ...Uh.
Colin Mochrie : You look like you're expecting a vacancy, if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : Well, it's just, uh, I plan on, uh...
[chuckles]
Brad Sherwood : Looks like your elevator's not goin' up, if you know what I mean.
[Drew and audience laugh]
Ryan Stiles : Well, I'm short on towels and ash trays, if you know what I mean.
Brad Sherwood : Well he
[pointing to Colin]
Brad Sherwood : can help you service that, if you know what I mean.
Colin Mochrie : Well I'm gonna give you the big "turn down", if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : It's time to change the sheets, if you know what I mean.
Brad Sherwood : Don't let me be the one to put the mint on your pillow, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Colin and Ryan stare blankly]
Brad Sherwood : No?
Ryan Stiles : Well I think it's time for you to gather some ice in your bucket, if you know what I mean.
Colin Mochrie : You've stolen enough towels, if you know what I mean.
Brad Sherwood : Really? Well see if I "do not disturb" YOU, if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : [mimes tapping a bell] Ding ding ding ding ding, if you know what I mean.
[gives an "I dunno" look]
Colin Mochrie : Well I'm holding out for a bigger tip, if you know what I mean.