- James T. West: You're the biggest Chinese I've ever seen.
- Juan Manolo: We are a remarkably versatile race.
- Artemus Gordon: Maybe I ought to throw him in the pit, huh? With some of his little friends.
- James T. West: He'd probably poison them.
- James T. West: What are you going to do with the girl?
- Gen. Andreas Cassinello: When you talk, I will decide.
- James T. West: When you decide, I will talk.
- James T. West: [to Lydia Monteran] I knew you'd do a lot for money but I thought you'd draw the line at murder.
- President Ulysses S. Grant: [to James West] You're the finest underground intelligence officer we have.