The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Vicious Valentine (1967)

Robert Conrad: Jim West

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Quotes 

• Emma Valentine : What do you demand of a woman, intelligence or beauty?

  Jim West : Beauty if they're intelligent. Intelligence if they're beautiful.

• Emma Valentine : Well, Mr. West, I regard myself, not as a criminal, but as savior of all womankind.

  Jim West : Interesting... and what do women have to be saved from?

  Emma Valentine : From domination of the spirit, economic exploitation, annihilation of the mind - in brief, all the injustices wrought by men.

• [after extracting information from her computer] 

  Emma Valentine : Your ideal mate, Mr. West, is a combination of Aphrodite, Helen of Troy and Lola Montez. Oh, Mr. West, I'm afraid it can't be done.

  Jim West : Well, frankly, I like to do my own shopping anyway.

• Emma Valentine : Mr West Have you ever been discovered?

  Jim West : I didn't know anyone was looking for me.