Wildside (TV Series)
Delinquency of a Miner (1985)
John D'Aquino: Varges De La Cosa
Quotes
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Zeke : Anybody interested in buying my pearl leather hunting knife - three dollars including a leather sheaf.
Varges De La Cosa : My friend, that's a one-of-a-kind. The blade was forged in *Cordona*.
Bannister Sparks : Well, why the sudden need for capital?
Zeke : I dunno. Maybe someday, I'll want to head for parts unknown.
Brodie Hollister : Well, I've been there and the food's terrible.
Zeke : It's just a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
Bannister Sparks : [laughing] Now Zeke, you're fourteen years old. You don't want to be in any hurry to do what a man's gotta do.
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[Elliot hits a baseball towards one of Bannister's windows]
Varges De La Cosa : Foul ball.
[Brodie draws his pistol and shoots the ball interrupting its flight]
Brodie Hollister : Baseballs are cheaper than windows.
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[while looking for Alice Freeze in her undertaker parlor, Varges hears a bell ring, then sees a coffin lid slowly open to reveal Alice inside]
Alice Freeze : Hi there! Really somethin', don't you think?
Varges De La Cosa : What is?
Alice Freeze : Well, you see, is you ever wake up in here before we plant you, pull this chain...
[she does and the bell rings]
Alice Freeze : [laughing] ... and we know we made a terrible mistake.
Varges De La Cosa : [chuckles grimly] Why are you in there?
Alice Freeze : Why, I'd hate to sell this to someone and find out it doesn't work. Could you imagine? They'd be awful perturbed.