- Grace Adler: [after a horrifying cab ride] That was intense. What was that?
- Will Truman: That was not just B.O. It was "B.O. my God!"
- Grace Adler: What is the scent of that guy's air freshener, onions and feet?
- Karen Walker: [she invites Will to spend Christmas Eve with Jack and herself at her suite at the Palace Hotel] So whaddaya say?
- Will Truman: And pass up my annual screening of "Ebbie", with Susan Lucci as the definitive female Scrooge? Hah hah... Yeah, I'll be there at six.