Will & Grace (TV Series)
Love Plus One (2000)
Eric McCormack: Will Truman
Quotes
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Karen : [On the telephone at work] You're a wicked little schoolboy to be talking to me like this at work. I'm going to make you stay after school and bang the erasers.
[Will and Grace walk in]
Karen : Okay, you like it rough, don't you, you dirty little monkey? Yeah, next time I see you, I'm going to bend you over my knee...
[looks up at Will and Grace]
Karen : Oh, crap, I've got to go. Mom and Mom are home.
Will : [to Grace] Now we know how she's making that extra $2.95 a minute.
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Grace : I mean, can you imagine me in a three-way?
[Will and Karen laugh]
Karen : Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way.
Grace : Come on, it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Will : Grace, I can see me in a three-way. I can see Karen in a two-way.
Karen : Oh, honey, every night with Stan is a three-way: him, me, and Johnny Walker Black. Just the three of us.
Will : But you're just not that girl.
Karen : [laughs] No way. No how.
Grace : Hey, I have been know to get a little crazy in the boudoir. Some might even call me... kinky.
[Will and Karen laugh hysterically]
Will : Sweetheart, people who are kinky never use the word "kinky".
Karen : And who the hell says "boudoir"? "Hey, look at me. I'm kinky, and I'm in the boudoir."
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Will : [sees Jack at the Banana Republic] Hey, I just received a message saying that you have a new job, and you're going to buy *me* dinner. There's, like, eighteen things wrong with that sentence.
Jack : Will, the Banana has changed my life. It's all about the Banana.
Will : Hasn't it always been?