- Will Truman: Apparently she's never liked any of his boyfriends, so I'm gonna take her for a day of shopping. Give her a whole "Pretty Woman" makeover, without spending more than $100
- Grace Adler: Where you taking her shopping? Flint, Michigan?
- Jack McFarland: Hello Ro. He-Ro! I'm Jack, Will's friend. Not like Will and your brother are "friends." Okay. And one day they'll eventually be "roommates." And then the proud parents of a Chinese girl
- Ro: I know my brother's gay. I've known it since high school when he beat up some guy for saying Lee Majors looked dopey.
- [the planned get-together for Thanksgiving with Vince's family has to be cancelled, and lately Grace has been having sex dreams]
- Grace Adler: Great. No sex, and now no turkey.
- Karen Walker: Well... either way, no stuffin' for you.