Will & Grace (TV Series)

To Serve and Disinfect (1999)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : You would not believe the day I had.

  Will Truman : No, no, no. whatever it is, I guarantee I can top it.

  Grace Adler : Okay. You open.

  Will Truman : Cater waitering for Jack at the Waldorf Astoria.

  Grace Adler : Good open. But I see your Waldorf and raise you hunting for porn all over Manhattan.

  Will Truman : Running into law school classmates while serving them crab cakes.

  Grace Adler : Getting groped in an adult video store by a former New York City mayor.

  Will Truman : Enjoying an appetizer of potato and leek... and laxative soup.

  Grace Adler : Oh, that's good. I don't know if I could...

  Grace Adler : [pulling out Karen's movie]  Oh, oh, oh, what's this? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Karen actually doing work.

  Will Truman : Ah, no. Grace, that's not gonna do it.

  Grace Adler : Let's just go to videotape, shall we?

  [turns on the video. Again, only audio is heard] 

  Karen : Baby's made a mess. Dirty pig baby.

  [whip cracks] 

  Will Truman : Oh, I fold.

• Will Truman : [Brian's giving an attitude to Jack]  Jack, you don't have to put up with this.

  Jack McFarland : [smiling]  I'm working, so I do.

  Will Truman : Yeah, well, I don't.

  [to Brian] 

  Will Truman : At what point did you decide it was okay to treat people like this?

  Brian Kelly : Will, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Pepper here.

  Will Truman : Brian, I got news for you. I'M A PEPPER!

  Brian Kelly : Excuse me?

  Will Truman : I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, and considering the grades you got in law school you're a heartbeat away from being a pepper too!