Will & Grace (TV Series)

To Serve and Disinfect (1999)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Photos 

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : Just one question: is 'dirty little pig boy' the other white meat? Come on, spill it.

  Karen : Well, I was just out of college, I was broke, it's the oldest story in the world. Boy meets girl, boy wants girl to do dominatrix film, girl says 'naked?', boy says yeah, girl says 'forget it'. Boy says 'okay, then just wear this rubber maid's uniform and beat the old man with a scrub brush', girl says 'how hard?'

• Karen : What's going on? What's this? What's with the video? What are you watching?

  Grace Adler : Oh, just a little something I like to call 'the feel good movie of my life'.

  Karen : Oh God, did you rent Pretty Woman again? Face it Grace, the only things you and Julia Roberts have in common are horse teeth and bad taste in men.

• Karen : [voice from the video]  You're just a dirty little pig boy. You know what we do with dirty pig boys, right?

  [sound of a whip cracking] 

• Karen : Sorry I'm late. Oh God, that sounded insincere... I'm late!

• Grace Adler : You would not believe the day I had.

  Will Truman : No, no, no. whatever it is, I guarantee I can top it.

  Grace Adler : Okay. You open.

  Will Truman : Cater waitering for Jack at the Waldorf Astoria.

  Grace Adler : Good open. But I see your Waldorf and raise you hunting for porn all over Manhattan.

  Will Truman : Running into law school classmates while serving them crab cakes.

  Grace Adler : Getting groped in an adult video store by a former New York City mayor.

  Will Truman : Enjoying an appetizer of potato and leek... and laxative soup.

  Grace Adler : Oh, that's good. I don't know if I could...

  Grace Adler : [pulling out Karen's movie]  Oh, oh, oh, what's this? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Karen actually doing work.

  Will Truman : Ah, no. Grace, that's not gonna do it.

  Grace Adler : Let's just go to videotape, shall we?

  [turns on the video. Again, only audio is heard] 

  Karen : Baby's made a mess. Dirty pig baby.

  [whip cracks] 

  Will Truman : Oh, I fold.

• Grace Adler : [revealing she knows about the fetish film Karen did]  Karen. Something you want to tell me?

  Karen : Uh, wasn't me.

  Karen : [Grace plays more of the video, only audio is heard]  What's going on honey? What's happening? Why aren't you licking that floor?

  Karen : Okay, it is me, but it's not what you think!

  Grace Adler : [holding up the video case]  Really? Cause I think it's you in a maid's uniform whipping some old guy in a onesie. Am I wrong?