- Roy Biggins: Yeah. Maybe I should come over and pay my respects to old Carlton too. Any chances his estate would include some really nice pieces of furniture?
- Lewis: When sorrow comes it's hard to remember two credenzas, an armoire and a Biedermeier table that seats 14.
- Roy Biggins: Ooh! I'd kill for a Biedermeier.
- Lewis: You won't have to. His pulse is down to 30.
- Lewis: [Embracing Casey] Oh, red, you've come to be with me in my hour of need.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Oh from head to toe you are the most repulsive man I have ever met
- Lewis: Ah! So you've been checking me me out.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Eww!
- Lewis: Well, how can I live around all those reminders of my dear Uncle Carlton? That's why I've decided to sell it all at low, low prices. Prices so low I'm practically giving it away!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Wait. What exactly do you mean, "reminders"?
- Lewis: Please. While my Uncle Carlton is clinging to his life how can I even discuss selling his cherished '68 Barracuda? Mint condition.
- Brian Michael Hackett: '68? That's one of the all-time great muscle cars. Hey, you know maybe I should come over later tonight and grieve with you.
- Lewis: That would mean a lot to me.
- Brian Michael Hackett: I'll bring my checkbook.
- Lewis: That would mean even more.