- Joe Montgomery Hackett: When I went to kiss the bride's mother, she gave me the tongue!
- [Seeing Brian's reaction]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: You, too?
- Brian Michael Hackett: I went in to give her a little peck, and got the hors d'oeuvre I never ordered!
- Roy Biggins: Oh, you guys, too?
- [Seeing Brian's and Joe's reactions of disgust]
- Roy Biggins: What? She's a handsome woman!