Passenger: Excuse me, when do you think the next plane leaves for Boston? I'm on kind of a tight schedule.
Brian Michael Hackett: *You're* on a tight schedule?
[snickers]
Brian Michael Hackett: *You're* on a tight schedule. I'm running this place single-handedly. I'm taking all the flights because Joe's on his honeymoon, I'm booking the reservations because Fay's on a seniors' cruise, I'm even doing all the pre-flight checks because Lowell's *also* on vacation.
[shouting]
Brian Michael Hackett: But hell! You wanna take off now? We'll take off now! I've only been up for 28 hours straight! I was hoping to grab a cup of coffee, but hey! We got auto-pilot!
[Calmer]
Brian Michael Hackett: Just do me a little favor: when you hear this sound
[He blares like a horn]
Brian Michael Hackett: ... wake me!
Passenger: [Frightened] No no no, please! Take your time, 'cause I can wait.
Brian Michael Hackett: That's more like it!
[Calmer]
Brian Michael Hackett: And thank you for flying Sandpiper.