Wings (TV Series)

Bye-Bye, Bunny (1993)

David Schramm: Roy Biggins

Quotes 

• Brian Michael Hackett : Funny, nobody ever believes their parents do it. You really want to blow your mind, imagine your grandparents doing it.

  Roy Biggins : Could we change the subject? I find this just a little distasteful.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Oh, too distasteful for YOU?

  Roy Biggins : Look, my mother was a saint. My father was a pillar of the community. The last thing I want to do is imagine Mom wrapped in cellophane, Dad wearing tights and a miner's helmet. I didn't wake up and ask for a drink of water again for 25 years!

• Lowell Mather : Divorce - we Mathers don't believe in divorce!

  Roy Biggins : I know, it's a terrible thing to do to a first cousin.