Helen & Alex persuade the construction worker from the Pepsi commercial to remove his shirt for them, but the buttons are stuck so Faye rips it off. Danny Quinn shows up to promote his new autobiography Tequila Nights. Lowell adores Big Strong Man, whose on the island to promote a grocery store opening. Brian ignores Alex to party with Joe & Danny every night. Big Strong Man mooches off Lowell mercilessly. Alex finally tells Brian to get out, just as Joe & Danny burn out. Joe gives Brian a phone number for Marcie, a hair removal specialist. Brian begs Alex to take him back, unsuccessfully.