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Carlton Blanchard : [after 23 hours of misunderstandings and $10,000, Carlton has beaten his estranged brother of 50 years at an airport in Wyoming] Well, I said all I had to say to that son of a bitch! What are you waiting for? Take off!
Brian Hackett : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't get it. You pay $10,000 and fly all this way just so you can beat your brother senseless?
Carlton Blanchard : Hell, no! I got my daddy's watch back, too!... wait a minute! This isn't Daddy's watch! And, come to think of it, Milford doesn't have red hair... maybe it *was* Las Cruces!
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Lowell Mather : Hey, is that your brother standing over there?
Carlton Blanchard : Yep, that's Milford, all right. Oh, the years haven't been kind to him, have they?
Antonio Scarpacci : Guess he didn't drink from the Fountain of Youth, like you did.
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Carlton Blanchard : Hey, if a monkey were to bite ya, what kinda drugs would they make ya take?
Antonio Scarpacci : I don't know... maybe Joe knows...
Joe Montgomery Hackett : You sure ask a lotta questions, don't you, Carlton?
Carlton Blanchard : Well, my mother always told me 'There's no such thing as a stupid question'.
Brian Hackett : Run that one about the monkey past her sometime.
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Carlton Blanchard : Are we on the ground?
Brian Hackett : No, we crashed and died, and Heaven's really disappointing.
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Carlton Blanchard : What do you suppose they do with those little pieces of metal they punch out when they make a flute?
