- Joe Montgomery Hackett: What, what are you doing, Faye? You got an idea?
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [Mischievously] Maybe this body will do. People look very different when they pass on. Kingsbury was a recluse; no one's seen him in years! Now, let's see what we've got here. Pop the hood!
- [Brian opens the casket]
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: ... Well, this dame's not gonna cut it.