- Lowell Mather: Well I'm with Helen. Sometimes a person just has annoying habits you can't overlook. Now Bunny had one. She used to drum her fingers on the table when she would read the morning paper. That drove me crazy. That's what broke up our marriage.
- Helen Chapel: Lowell, I thought it was because Bunny slept with other men.
- Lowell Mather: Oh right. Well make that TWO annoying habits.
- Antonio Scarpacci: I just hope I'm not forced to call my Uncle Carmine. He knows people who know people...
- Brian Michael Hackett: Antonio, do you really think that's necessary?
- Antonio Scarpacci: Yes. One of those people must have a place I could sleep.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [Telling of her second husband's annoying habit of flicking cigar ashes on the carpet] It took some time, but I got used to it.
- [Archly]
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Of course, when he died I had him cremated; he's using an ashtray now!