Wings (TV Series)
Fools Russian (1995)
Thomas Haden Church: Lowell Mather
Quotes
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Antonio Scarpacci : It is freezing outside!
Brian Michael Hackett : Huh, and in the dead of winter too. How unseasonable.
Lowell Mather : Now that was just sarcasm for no good reason, wasn't it?
Brian Michael Hackett : Sorry.
Helen Chapel : [to Antonio] Can I get you something hot to drink?
Antonio Scarpacci : Oh no, it's two degrees out. I'd like a snowcone!
Helen Chapel : It's like some weird sarcasm virus going around.
Lowell Mather : Oh right, Helen. I'm sure that's EXACTLY what it is.
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Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [Lowell is posing as Faye's boyfriend] Oh for God's sake Lowell, you have been following me around both day and night. I need some breathing room. It's like you're obsessed! It's over! I don't want you to be my "boyfriend" anymore.
Lowell Mather : All right now, now that's crazy talk. Now listen, lambchop...
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Oh oh, I'm not your lambchop, or your honeybun, or your Sharona, whatever the hell that is!