- Brian Michael Hackett: I'm gonna be going to one of the hippest new places in Boston: The Laundro-Mate. That's right, it's a combination laundromat singles bar. And if I play my cards right tonight, I'm gonna get fluffed and folded.
- Helen Chapel: Hey guys, are you doing anything fun tonight?
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Yeah, we're going to Boston and do our laundry.
- Brian Michael Hackett: It's a combination laundromat singles bar thing. It's a lot cooler than you think.
- [awkward pause]
- Brian Michael Hackett: Well actually it's not, but we're bored, we're desperate, and we have nothing better to do.
- Helen Chapel, Joe Montgomery Hackett: Can we come?
- Helen Chapel: Maybe they're out of town.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: No. I drove by their house before. The lights were on. I checked the mailbox, it was empty. I felt the hood of their car, it was still warm.
- Helen Chapel: Why didn't you just go up to the door and knock and say "Hello"?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I didn't want to seem weird.