- Brian Michael Hackett: And as if that *weren't* enough, I'm the one who's sittin' here wearing a FREAKIN' CLOWN SUIT!
- Brian Michael Hackett: [Reading Fay's to-do list] I know the goat is a roadie tart, but I bought your dog a grape jar?
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: I know we got off to a rocky start, but I think you're doing a great job.