Wings (TV Series)
Just Say No (1992)
Thomas Haden Church: Lowell Mather
Quotes
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Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [Brian is wearing a new cologne] Brian, what is that you're wearing?
Brian Michael Hackett : It's called "Saddle Up". What, you don't like it?
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Oh no, I DO like it. I liked it the first time I smelled it: about the time you were pulling into the parking lot.
[Lowell enters]
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Oh Lowell, leave that door open please.
Lowell Mather : Oh, I don't think you want me to do that Fay. There's a smell out there that...
[he sniffs]
Lowell Mather : ... Too late, it's in here now.
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Roy Biggins : Blah, blah, blah. Did you get any or what?
Brian Michael Hackett : Excuse me, Mr. Guccione, but that's not really your business. However since we're on the subject, if last night were a movie, waves would be crashing, rockets would be launching, and volcanoes would be erupting.
Lowell Mather : I've seen that movie. "Krakatoa: East of Java". There wasn't much sex, but nobody had any time.
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Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Brian isn't doing at all well, is he? On the other hand, time heals all wounds.
Lowell Mather : Actually it doesn't. About a year ago I was walking down the beach, and I stepped on a razor-sharp scallop shell. Put a gash between my third and fourth toes about yea big. To this day, if I don't wear cotton socks, that baby opens up just like an artichoke.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Thank you Lowell, for ruining another one of my favorite foods.