- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [Referring to her job dressing as a giant lobster to advertise a seafood restaurant] Oh, yes, I'd completely forgotten that - thanks for reminding me!
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Come on, Fay, it wasn't THAT bad - at least you got a date out of it.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Yeah... He invited me up to his hotel room... he wanted me to wear the outfit...
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: So, anybody have plans for tonight?
- [Negative response from the others]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Wanna take in a movie?
- [More negative response]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Wanna go bowling?
- [More negative response]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Wanna go down to King Arthur's Ale House and make fun of Alex in that stupid dress?
- [Enthusiastic agreement]