- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: If I was going to kill you, I'd never poison you. I'd just tamper with the fuel gauge on the plane and let you sink like a stone somewhere over Nantuckett Sound.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Faye!
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: I'm only kidding... but I do know how.
- Brian Michael Hackett: It's scary to think that we live in a country where anybody can walk up to a counter and purchase meat.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Alright, but when the bloated bodies start piling up like cords of wood on Main Street, don't come crying to me!
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I can live with that. Helen?
- Helen Chapel: I rarely get into town.