- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Look what she's doing to us, Brian. The last time she came between us, we didn't speak for six years. Now I don't want that to happen again. Do you?
- Brian Michael Hackett: ...No.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Now one of us has been up front with you. One of us has told you the truth. And only one of us really cares about you.
- Brian Michael Hackett: [disappointed] Just my luck it's you.