Quotes
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Brian Michael Hackett : What are you so happy about?
Lowell Mather : Well that was some guy on the phone telling me that Bunny was coming over to Nantucket to sleep with me, because she caught him in bed with his secretary.
Brian Michael Hackett : Somebody just called you on Roy's phone... to tell you that Bunny's... coming to sleep with YOU?
Lowell Mather : ...Yeah!
Brian Michael Hackett : Well did he actually ever mention Bunny's name?
Lowell Mather : Well, no but he said my ex-wife. And you know, I mean how many ex-wives do I have?
Brian Michael Hackett : I KNEW, I knew there had to be a reason! Lowell, Lowell, don't you get it? That was obviously Sylvia's husband on the phone. He must've had an affair, right? THAT'S why, that's why she came here: to get even with him by sleeping with Roy.
Lowell Mather : Yeah.
[snaps his fingers in Brian's face]
Lowell Mather : Hello? I don't even know him! Why would he call me?
