Quotes
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Helen : Joe, you've gotta help me! That kid's been staring at me for hours!
Joe Hackett : He's got a crush on you. What do you want me to do?
Helen : Tell him take a hike! Tell him to beat it! Kick his weirdo butt outta here! I would, but I'm too nice.
Joe Hackett : Helen, I'm not gonna break his heart. Besides, who can blame him?
[imitating Mark]
Joe Hackett : You got the kind of spatulas that drive men wiiiild.
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Mark the Waiter : I'm Mark... your waiter... from the Crab House... I served you... craaaaabs... I just came by to say 'Hi'... so... Hiii...
Helen : Hi.
Mark the Waiter : Hiiii.
Brian Hackett : [to Alex] Close your eyes, and you could swear you were at the Algonquin Round Table!
