Quotes
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Roy Biggins : But some part of you must have... wanted to be here with me. I mean you could've just TOLD your husband that we slept together. You could've just lied to him, Syl.
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : No. He knows me too well. I can't fake things with him the way I could with you.
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Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : I was trying to hurt him, not you. Come on. What do you say? Can you help me out? For old times sake?
Roy Biggins : Ha! What the hell! What's one more roll in the hay, huh?
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : Really?
Roy Biggins : Nah!... I'm such a tease!
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Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : I'm sorry, Roy. When I found out about him and his secretary, all I could think about was getting even by sleeping with the first guy I could find. I knew that would hurt him.
Roy Biggins : But why did you pick ME?
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : Cause I knew THAT would kill him!
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Roy Biggins : Almost reminds me of our wedding night.
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : Oh, yes - what ever happened to that car?
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Roy Biggins : Silvia, you're wearing a mask!
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : It's a sleep mask
Roy Biggins : But we're about to make love!
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : It's a fantasy! I'll be Cat-Woman, you be... quick.