Wings (TV Series)
Single and Hating It (1996)
Crystal Bernard: Helen Chapel Hackett
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Quotes
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : Brian, we're not having Chinese tonight. It's our anniversary. We're going to the Siasconset Inn.
Brian Michael Hackett : Oh, even better.
Casey Chapel Davenport : Yeah, I love the Siasconset Inn.
Helen Chapel Hackett : Um, we forgot to tell you one little thing about our dinner plans.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Yeah. We're going to the Siasconset Inn, and guess who's gonna be there?
Helen Chapel Hackett : Not you!
Joe Montgomery Hackett : And then after dinner we're gonna take a romantic stroll along the pier with...
Helen Chapel Hackett : Again: not you!
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Then we're gonna go home, we're gonna open a bottle of wine, and we're gonna crawl into bed.
Helen Chapel Hackett : SO not with you.
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Helen Chapel Hackett : C'mon guys, give us a break. We need some privacy. I mean, we have been stuck living with you under the same roof for a year.
Brian Michael Hackett : Okay. Okay, I hear you, I hear you. You know, a quiet, romantic dinner for two at the Siasconset Inn... that's one way to go. OR -- and I think you're gonna get a big kick outta this --
[to Joe]
Brian Michael Hackett : The girls go ahead to the house, they fire up the barbecue, you and I go on a beer run, we pick up a six-pack and some dogs...
[He snaps his fingers excitedly]
Brian Michael Hackett : Well, we have ourselves a party, huh!
Casey Chapel Davenport : Now THAT says anniversary!
Brian Michael Hackett : [Joe and Helen throw Brian and Casey out of the office] Well that was just rude for the sake of rude.
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Helen Chapel Hackett : Great. It's my anniversary, and I'm spending it at a singles mingle because you had to bring Brian his wallet.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Wait a minute, you're saying this is my fault?
Helen Chapel Hackett : No, not at all. All I'm saying is we wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.