- Roy Biggins: I'm bored!
- Lowell Mather: You know what I do when I'm bored, Roy? I like to ponder some of life's Big Questions: for instance, if you drive down Sesame Street, will you end up in Mister Roger's Neighborhood?
- Roy Biggins: [Sarcastically] YOU might!
- Antonio Scarpacci: What are you going so crazy about?
- [to Helen, who is cleaning frantically]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Oh, there's a new state health inspector making the rounds of the island...
- Antonio Scarpacci: Why are you worried? You run a very clean place!
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: That's what they thought down at the Lobster Bucket, and all they had was a little grease in the air vents, mildew under the counter and one tiny little cockroach in the chowder!
- Helen Chapel: Hey, Scarpacci, how did your date go last night?
- Antonio Scarpacci: Apparently not as well as I thought: we had dinner at the Lobster Bucket.