Wings (TV Series)

The Customer's Usually Right (1992)

David Schramm: Roy Biggins

Quotes 

• Antonio Scarpacci : [after his cousin catches the mumps, Antonio is invited to Roy's place]  I suppose I could go to my cousin Giacomo's and risk catching a contagious disease.

  [Weighing the options] 

  Antonio Scarpacci : Big swollen glands, Roy's house. Possible sterility... Roy's house.

  Roy Biggins : C'mon, c'mon.

  Antonio Scarpacci : Please, I just need a moment.

• Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : You're terrible. You only take your mother out of that nursing home once a year on Christmas Eve. I know you're inviting Antonio just so you'll have someone to talk to.

  Roy Biggins : Oh Faye, you couldn't be more wrong. I'm inviting him so Mom will have someone to talk to.