- Brian Michael Hackett: My my, our little girl dating already. They grow up so fast. Seems like only yesterday I was pelting her with snowballs.
- Helen Chapel: It WAS yesterday. Which reminds me, I saved one for you.
- Brian Michael Hackett: [Helen smashes a snowball into Brian's face. The gang laughs] You know, that sort of thing is funny until someone loses an eye.
- Roy Biggins: It's a tax dodge. Everybody does it. For example, ask me how's business.
- Antonio Scarpacci: ...How's business?
- Roy Biggins: Congratulations, you just had your first business lunch. Now you pay for my check, you can write it off your taxes.