Wings (TV Series)

The Naked Truth (1991)

Thomas Haden Church: Lowell Mather

Quotes 

• Helen Chapel : All right, all right, all right. I've got an announcement to make, and I'm only gonna say this once. New York... sucked. It was terrible, my life was terrible, my job was terrible, I lived in a terrible rat-infested apartment building. It was the absolute low point of my existence, and I don't want to ever ever ever EVER talk about that city again. Okay? Any questions?

  Lowell Mather : ...Did you see any good shows?

  Helen Chapel : The only show I saw was a man peeing on 42nd Street.

  Lowell Mather : Is that the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?

  Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : No, but if anyone could put it to music, he could.