- Helen Chapel Hackett: And why are we living in YOUR house?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Why do we NOT HAVE a house?
- Brian Michael Hackett: What, that fire thing? Get over it!
- Lowell Mather: Nah, that agent guy told me I didn't have to leave till 1300 hours; the way I figure it, that's damn near two months - you guys are gonna be SICK of me!
- Lowell Mather: This big galoot walks up to the table next to mine, pulls out a gun, and blows this guy's brains all over his bucket of h.ws
- [hot wings]
- Lowell Mather: That was quite a sight - it was all I could do to finish my rice pudding!