- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Give me one reason I shouldn't beat the hell outta you.
- Brian Michael Hackett: I'm on your medical plan?
- Lowell Mather: [On walkie-talkie] Red Raider to Raging Stallion; Red Raider to Raging Stallion. Come in, Raging Stallion.
- Roy Biggins: [Answers on walkie-talkie] Raging Stallion here.
- [Sees Fay smirking]
- Roy Biggins: What?
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [Still smirking] I didn't say anything!
- [In an undertone]
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: But I certainly could have.
- Helen Chapel: Relax, it's just an acting exercise. Don't pucker up like Dudley Do-right, just relax!
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [Speaking to Lowell on the walkie-talkie] Take one pound of shrimp, shelled and deveined
- Lowell Mather: [Interrupting] Who's Sheldon Devayne? I know most of the people on the island