Wings (TV Series)
Whose Wife Is It Anyway? (1994)
Steven Weber: Brian Michael Hackett
Quotes
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : What are we moaning about? We're gonna be just fine without Alex and Helen. And you know why? 'Cause we're the Hackett brothers. We got a lot going for us.
Brian Michael Hackett : We do?
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Who left a string of broken hearts at Siasconset High?
Brian Michael Hackett : The Hackett brothers?
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Yeah. And who had their choice of any flight attendant in Boston?
Brian Michael Hackett : The Hackett brothers.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Exactly. So why are we gonna be okay?
Brian Michael Hackett : 'Cause we're the Hackett brothers!
Joe Montgomery Hackett : You're damn right! From now on, we're gonna have more women than we ever dreamed of!
Brian Michael Hackett : Yeah yeah yeah. Hot Latin women in tight black skirts.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Sure yeah. Big Nordic blondes with no tan line.
Brian Michael Hackett : Yeah. Nasty French girls with pouty lips.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Asian anchorwomen.
Brian Michael Hackett : Oh, good one. Wow.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Hey, we'll never have another meaningful relationship for the rest of our lives. It won't matter because...
Brian Michael Hackett : Hey, we'll have each other, right? We'll have each other. We'll be two old men with big smiles and a lot of great memories.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Oh, that's right. Two fat happy old guys sitting there in front of the TV in our underwear eating a couple of Hungry Man dinners.
Brian Michael Hackett : [the reality starts to sink in] Yeah. Two unshaven old geezers with three-inch fingernails, shouting about who left the cap off the Vapo-Rub.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : [They laugh half-heartedly] Mothers dragging their kids away from our house, saying "Don't go near there. You know who lives in there?"
Brian Michael Hackett : ...The Hackett brothers.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Where are those plane keys? I'm going after Helen.
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : Look I really want this, Brian. If you care about me, if you want me to be happy, if you love me, you won't stand in my way.
Brian Michael Hackett : [Long pause] Get bent.
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : Look Brian, don't give up on Alex. You know there's still a chance it could work out.
Brian Michael Hackett : Yeah. Well hell, I'm not really worried. You know I've actually come up with a great plan to get her back. Every time she goes out for the morning paper, I'll be there. Every time she goes out to lunch, I'll be there. Every time she pulls the shades down at night, I'll be there.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : And every time you come up for parole, I'll be there.
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Brian Michael Hackett : Boy, huh? You and Helen. All these years you two guys parading around as friends. This hot, steaming passion raging underneath the surface. Smoldering, sexual tinderbox just waiting for a spark to come along...
Joe Montgomery Hackett : You slept alone again last night, huh?
Brian Michael Hackett : Oh yeah.