- David Gurney: Leon's a couple of years older than I am. He missed the draft. We had to close the deal for this land... a couple of weeks before I left. He wrote me every week in Vietnam, telling me how construction was coming. I always had a letter from Leon in my pocket. Till I was 'killed.'
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [Diana has asked Steve for an update on the bug planted on Pierce] What you are hearing is the sound of a 50 cent piece sitting on top of a dresser. Apparently he didn't take it into the park today.
- David Gurney: Did dad like his present?
- Leon Gurney: Oh, the birthday. Yeah, he did. He loved the radio. Davy, you done good.
- David Gurney: You did good.
- Leon Gurney: The only trouble is, he... he keeps bugging me now, he wants to find out where I got it, he wants to outfit the fleet with 50 radios just like it. You feel like making 50 CB's just like that?
- David Gurney: I know, I should've stuck a brand name on it.
- Leon Gurney: That's too subtle.
- David Gurney: Well, 'Dead Son's Unlimited' or... 'Cadaver Corporation'.
- Leon Gurney: That's sick.
- Leon Gurney: Now think. What's it gonna look like when they come down here and they find the boy is being held captive by the Monster of Fun Universe?
- Wonder Woman: That's right, Mr. Fynch. You've tapped your last wire. And all because of a perceptual error. You see, to you Fun Universe was just a convenient place to pursue illegal activities. But to others, it's a place where there are roller coasters.
- Leon Gurney: I'm telling you, this creature is a figment of their imagination.
- Sergeant: Ten employees with the same imagination. Interesting.
- Leon Gurney: I don't know. Maybe they all smoke the same brand of dope.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Diana, what on Earth happened to you?
- Diana Prince: Two professional trigger boys, is what. If you think I look bad, you ought to see the car I was driving.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Where did this happen? At the amusement park?
- Diana Prince: Ah, coming from there. Dearborn highway. They tried to make me a traffic fatality by encouraging my car off the road at 55 miles an hour.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: And?
- Diana Prince: Like I said, I'm fine, but the car I was driving is not so great.