- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: It was the first kiss for both of us. We never really talked about it afterwards. But I think about the events of that day again and again and somehow I know that Winnie does too, whenever some blowhard starts talking about the anonymity of the suburbs or the mindlessness of the tv generation. Because we know that inside each one of those identical boxes, with it's Dodge parked out front and it's white bread on the table and it's tv set glowing blue in the falling dusk, there were people with stories. There were families bound together in the pain and the struggle of love. There were moments that made us cry with laughter. And there were moments, like that one, of sorrow and wonder.
- Norma Arnold: [as Kevin arrives for breakfast dressed in flares and a multi-coloured shirt] You're not going to wear that to school, are you?
- Kevin Arnold: No Mom, I got a job as a male model.
- [Wayne laughs hysterically at Kevin's clothes]
- Mrs. Ritvo: Kevin Arnold. You're Wayne's brother, aren't you?
- Kevin Arnold: Well... well, according to my mother, yes. But my own theory is...
- Mrs. Ritvo: You've got a tough row to hoe, young man. A tough row to hoe.
- Coach Cutlip: People, when you leave this class, you're going to have smart bodies. Smart, smart bodies.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: He went on educating our bodies for about half an hour. By the time he finished, I was ready to let my leg take a Math test.
- Paul Pfeiffer: Last night I had a dream that, when I got to school, I realised I had no clothes on.
- Kevin Arnold: If you're naked when you get to the bus stop, I'll tell you.
- Paul Pfeiffer: Thanks.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: I was about to have my first sexual experience, and I wasn't even one of the principal players.