Stephen Spender: Gerard Roget

Quotes 

• Jaqueline Rochey : [Jacqueline is stuck up a tree, her shirt has been torn off and she's hiding her chest in the branches]  Throw me my shirt!

  D'Artagnan : What for?

  Jaqueline Rochey : I'm cold.

  D'Artagnan : Come down out of the wind.

  Jaqueline Rochey : First throw me my shirt!

  D'Artagnan : Don't be ridiculous.

  Gerard Rochey : I'll throw it to you!

  [Picks up the shirt, realises it's torn] 

  Gerard Rochey : Here, take mine instead!

  [Starts to pull his shirt off, answering D'Artagnan's look] 

  Gerard Rochey : He's ashamed of his belly button.

  D'Artagnan : [as Jacqueline reaches for her shirt]  I wouldn't do that, the branch will-

  [the branch breaks and Jacqueline tumbles onto the floor, holding an armful of leaves to cover her chest] 

  D'Artagnan : There's nothing wrong with your belly button.

  Gerard Rochey : Don't look at my brother like that!

  Jaqueline Rochey : Oh Gerard, you can quit pretending!

  Gerard Rochey : Right. Well don't look at my sister like that!

  D'Artagnan : I want an explanation. I'll trade you my shirt for the truth. The whole truth! For the partial truth you get a sleeve.

• Gerard Rochey : [saying good bye]  Good bye. Thank you! And remember... That man is my sister.

  [walks off] 

  Jaqueline Rochey : Actually I'd like you to forget that I'm his sister. If I'm caught I'll be executed. Can I trust you with my secret?

  D'Artagnan : [as Siroc and Ramon ride towards them]  What about them?

  Jaqueline Rochey : The fewer who know the better. And fewer who will know that you lost a duel to a girl... Not to mention the heart of your little Charlotte.

  D'Artagnan : [shouting to the other two men]  So! What do you think of our Jacques? Is he a stud or what?

• Jaqueline Rochey : Do you yield to D'Artagnan?

  Gerard Rochey : Wait a minute, I'M D'Artagnan!

  Jaqueline Rochey : No, I'M D'Artagnan!

  Gerard Rochey : Why do you always get to be D'Artagnan?

  Jaqueline Rochey : Because I always win, do you yield?

  Father Rochey : He yields, he yields! Jacqueline, I sent you for eggs half an hour ago and Gerard...

  [Looks down] 

  Father Rochey : Why are you standing in horse manure?

• Gerard Rochey : Jacqueline...

  Jaqueline Rochey : [Hurriedly]  Jacques! Jacques, your brother Jacques! Jacques.

  D'Artagnan : [referring to the flying machine]  Well, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this thing.

  [Suddenly they fly off to one side screaming] 

  Siroc : [on the ground, watching them fly]  He's over steering.

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Yes.

  [Pulls out his gun and points it at Siroc] 

  Siroc : [Ducks the gun and Ramon shoots the man sneaking up behind Siroc. They uncover the dead man's face]  He's a musketeer!

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Sergeant Morey!